My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
Cartoon penises are a damn scourge.
See the World: Van Gogh Up Close
"I was hoping you felt as i did…”
↳ Once Upon a Time 3x11 “Going Home”
when someone finds an old picture of you
and whoever found it just goes
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Billie and Matt ~ American Psycho - Press Night - After Party
Of Monsters and Men - Silhouettes
"A thousand silhouettes dancing on my chest
No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me”
If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself.’